Leafs fans flashed. Leafs win. Everyting looks good.

Last night, Greg and I went to a Leafs game. They won, but who really cares anymore. With all the goals scored in the first period, eyes kind of wandered away from the game. There were sights to be seen: including (but not limited to: read on) the medical emergency in the stands. The game never really got too loud except for right after the Leafs' 3 goals. And, of course when the blonde directly across from the leaf's bench flashed the crowd.

Toronto Star (Feb. 20, 2008):

This will get all the fans back in the seats they paid for. Not necessarily the Maple Leafs' win 3-1 over the Columbus Blue Jackets that was, for the most part, far from entertaining. It's probably too late for that competence stuff, anyway.

No, the customers seemed to be at their happiest when a young lady, sitting down low in a white shirt, popped her top for the masses, although to what degree remained a matter of debate. No witnesses claimed to see London or France, much less London or Paris, although some spectators behind the Leafs bench, a whole rink away, were hiking up their own shirts in encouragement.

It had been going on for a while, with her nipple-rubbing, and doing the good old pull-the-turtle-neck's-neck and the bend-over-for-the-horny-fans-surrounding-her moves.

Our seats were right beside the TV-video cameras, and the photographers were in front of them.

At the end of the second period (the last period anyone in the stadium saw her) when the photographers were reviewing their pictures on their laptops, Greg and I could see that one of the photographers had taken a picture of the lady:

What exactly was he planning on doing to that? He couldn't publish that in a newspaper, or on the web, though it could go on With Leather. There is only one explanation.

Note: I couldn't find a picture of the lady. Though, if I find one, it will go here.